Friday, January 11, 2013

Embarrassed party of one

Ever have a moment when you've wanted to just fall into the earth and disappear?

Yeah, me too. Happened tonight. 

Initially, I was sad about just missing the last express A train home, but when it was time to get off, my woes exploaded. Literally.

As I stood up to get off the train, a giant, robust, gas exploaded from my body, echoing throughout the train. No warning. No control. Said flatulence surprised us all. There was no ignoring it since it was so obviously me. 

I simply said, thru my fit of laughter, "sorry 'bout it!" and hurried off the train. Pretty sure I heard some sniggering as I left. Or maybe it was choking....

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